Wednesday, April 29, 2009

I suppose it was inevitable...

People much like myself who were picked on in middle school are taking to the streets as masked vigilantes. How can I assume this? Dude... listen to his voice.

... although Super Hero is a bit of a misnomer here. Watchmen did well to distinguish between a masked vigilante and a 'Super Hero'. When a dude shows up from another planet with otherworldly powers, or some poor bastard gets de-atomized and reassembles himself, wake me.

When one of these poor dudes shows up face down in a canal somewhere... let me sleep in a bit longer.

(Yes, I'm aware of the irony of my 'Joker' photo below. Eat me.)

This one's for you, Mike

In case you decide to move to Florida, you'll be ready:

Be Prepared... especially if you're eldery

What a Twat

Mow the Lawn... really?

I stole this from you, Inji. Thanks for the brilliance. And while we're at it, here are some old favorites:

Tuesday, April 28, 2009


Yes, I stole this from Blake.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Texts From Will

This wonderful website has compiled several hilarious text messages, most of which i'm pretty sure were sent to or from the notorious Will Sherrod.

Marketing Fail

Thank you, Fail Blog. And Bill.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Too Soon... for me, anyway

Anyone who knows me knows I was a hardcore Nirvana fan for most of college. I still love 'em, but I've broadened my horizons a little bit since. This hurt my soul... but I'm an awful person, so I'm posting it anyway.

I hate you, Bill.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009


Thanks Tamara.


The Story Of Cooking Mama

Stole this from Mike. Thanks Mike.

Thursday, April 9, 2009


Yes, Maria, I stole this link from you on facebook. Props to you.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Gotta love Google

Glad I caught this before April Fool's Day was totally over on Gmail.

Something tells me my roommate Mike will be upset this wasn't real.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Ice that sucka

I can't condone anyone actually, ya know, stabbing anybody to death with one of these... but I am curious to know how this thing might work out.

What you've been missing

Squeeze Bacon

Thanks Tamara.

Yeaaah Becky... I got fuckin' snapples.

You're welcome, Tamara.