Wednesday, April 29, 2009

I suppose it was inevitable...

People much like myself who were picked on in middle school are taking to the streets as masked vigilantes. How can I assume this? Dude... listen to his voice.

... although Super Hero is a bit of a misnomer here. Watchmen did well to distinguish between a masked vigilante and a 'Super Hero'. When a dude shows up from another planet with otherworldly powers, or some poor bastard gets de-atomized and reassembles himself, wake me.

When one of these poor dudes shows up face down in a canal somewhere... let me sleep in a bit longer.

(Yes, I'm aware of the irony of my 'Joker' photo below. Eat me.)

1 comment:

Kareem said...

They said he admitted to "being abused as a child". Also, these people never remember that Batman had years of brutal martial arts training, and access to more money and technology than God. Not to mention the fact that NONE OF IT WAS REAL. I really hope one of these guys fucks up in a spectacular way, so that society can put these people back into normal lives. Bonus points if it helps get rid of furries, too.

Shit, I got picked on all the damn time, I'm not going to go grab some mace and get my ass kicked in a dark alley.