People much like myself who were picked on in middle school are taking to the streets as masked vigilantes. How can I assume this? Dude... listen to his voice.
... although Super Hero is a bit of a misnomer here. Watchmen did well to distinguish between a masked vigilante and a 'Super Hero'. When a dude shows up from another planet with otherworldly powers, or some poor bastard gets de-atomized and reassembles himself, wake me.
When one of these poor dudes shows up face down in a canal somewhere... let me sleep in a bit longer.
(Yes, I'm aware of the irony of my 'Joker' photo below. Eat me.)