tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-70479399708245575312024-03-21T02:21:44.213-07:00Chill With Dan Insteaddanasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.comBlogger70125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7047939970824557531.post-44391228411642575942009-06-16T17:36:00.000-07:002009-06-16T17:37:56.662-07:00Will: The Movie<a href="http://zack16.com/day-1/">http://zack16.com/day-1/</a>danasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7047939970824557531.post-73409629356277706952009-05-21T09:51:00.000-07:002009-05-21T09:53:25.501-07:00At the reeeed hoooouseWeirdest commercial I've seen in a while.<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vnOyMSEWNTs&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vnOyMSEWNTs&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br />And from the same folks, best drive through order I've seen. Love the ending.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-uwY3sjqYX0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-uwY3sjqYX0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>danasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7047939970824557531.post-16807340528790333782009-05-08T15:41:00.000-07:002009-05-08T15:46:03.712-07:00Absolute Gold<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrNjYzgBhcU6e_L3G8mdi3GmuuBsfrY3wO90XuEsecw_aYbFGOG8iqiaZLH72ZB0D5RI18c3E2VLEdj2x09VqIPTOi8nEQKMCxDCWRrl5ZtlV4blMwqqn6-rHjtnN7rZbRqO4OSENXx5w/s1600-h/paranormal.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrNjYzgBhcU6e_L3G8mdi3GmuuBsfrY3wO90XuEsecw_aYbFGOG8iqiaZLH72ZB0D5RI18c3E2VLEdj2x09VqIPTOi8nEQKMCxDCWRrl5ZtlV4blMwqqn6-rHjtnN7rZbRqO4OSENXx5w/s400/paranormal.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333588068336218578" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Awkward Family Photos</span></span></a><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Thank you, Jill. You're my hero.<br /></div><br /><br /></div>danasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7047939970824557531.post-89833612078275414692009-04-29T17:46:00.000-07:002009-05-03T11:34:51.767-07:00I suppose it was inevitable...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6pXnZR3fVWihH7IQHS7hiItMAv2fEmtKrMjQDHtY9gv71cAoqFft4gagBuu5Yt2zBb65uy6VM2GMHxlOpOcn30ipWJYiF5LzgAp03cbOGPWAQKyrr_p5fy6lwM0lVi3BVwBZtvhG4jS0/s1600-h/shadowhare.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 238px; height: 196px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6pXnZR3fVWihH7IQHS7hiItMAv2fEmtKrMjQDHtY9gv71cAoqFft4gagBuu5Yt2zBb65uy6VM2GMHxlOpOcn30ipWJYiF5LzgAp03cbOGPWAQKyrr_p5fy6lwM0lVi3BVwBZtvhG4jS0/s400/shadowhare.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330279809464110546" border="0" /></a>People much like myself who were picked on in middle school are taking to the streets as masked vigilantes. How can I assume this? Dude... listen to his voice.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://io9.com/5232842/cincinnati-patrolled-by-real%20life-superheroes-what-could-possibly-go-wrong"><script src="http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/js/2.0/video/evp/module.js?loc=dom&vid=/video/living/2009/04/28/dnt.oh.shadowhare.superhero.wlwt" type="text/javascript"></script><noscript>Embedded video from <a href="http://www.cnn.com/video">CNN Video</a></noscript></a><br /></div><br />... although Super Hero is a bit of a misnomer here. Watchmen did well to distinguish between a masked vigilante and a 'Super Hero'. When a dude shows up from another planet with otherworldly powers, or some poor bastard gets de-atomized and reassembles himself, wake me.<br /><br />When one of these poor dudes shows up face down in a canal somewhere... let me sleep in a bit longer.<br /><br />(Yes, I'm aware of the irony of my 'Joker' photo below. Eat me.)danasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7047939970824557531.post-58987629735875675432009-04-29T14:51:00.001-07:002009-04-29T14:52:19.032-07:00This one's for you, Mike<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1sAeLnXWTo2B4F-FDJq934fC98SLRZS8zcNx75yL1RmObObOFu6Qvyspx0-_SwLOMWa7QOvAam779pIOjor9kzyHGsE2XCS7omnbv_lWpoEG9ODmTeza4Z1VUbeoo2uig_BBS_NOBc3o/s1600-h/floridas-new-jesus-christ-license-plate-11052-1240890174-51.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 198px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1sAeLnXWTo2B4F-FDJq934fC98SLRZS8zcNx75yL1RmObObOFu6Qvyspx0-_SwLOMWa7QOvAam779pIOjor9kzyHGsE2XCS7omnbv_lWpoEG9ODmTeza4Z1VUbeoo2uig_BBS_NOBc3o/s400/floridas-new-jesus-christ-license-plate-11052-1240890174-51.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330234322982259026" border="0" /></a>In case you decide to move to Florida, you'll be ready:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqZo-VCRkEH4uxdyWfeSQ-HZpZHO8Si5vBV0DKEgDwtYd7msNX1FxbaVR6k52hF51RTO8fnPwLHzkRce0oXTuso3eCL6pxkyoRkFhEObcCpZ4gZ53AjnX541i6NNOSEI_hikdr-dCMyYI/s1600-h/im-looking-forward-to-my-own-religious-2837-1240951363-26.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 217px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqZo-VCRkEH4uxdyWfeSQ-HZpZHO8Si5vBV0DKEgDwtYd7msNX1FxbaVR6k52hF51RTO8fnPwLHzkRce0oXTuso3eCL6pxkyoRkFhEObcCpZ4gZ53AjnX541i6NNOSEI_hikdr-dCMyYI/s400/im-looking-forward-to-my-own-religious-2837-1240951363-26.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330234484915199794" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><img src="file:///Users/xaelzy/Desktop/floridas-new-jesus-christ-license-plate-11052-1240890174-51.jpg" alt="" />danasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7047939970824557531.post-52425383237471899262009-04-29T14:35:00.000-07:002009-04-29T14:36:02.899-07:00Be Prepared... especially if you're eldery<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ASibLqwVbsk&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ASibLqwVbsk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>danasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7047939970824557531.post-76876447402932497922009-04-29T14:31:00.001-07:002009-04-29T14:31:54.127-07:00What a Twat<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1909386&fullscreen=1" width="640" height="360"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="true"><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1909386&fullscreen=1"><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1909386&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="640" height="360" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><div style="padding:5px 0; text-align:center; width:640px;">Watch <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1909386">Real Life Twitter</a> on <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/">CollegeHumor</a></div>danasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7047939970824557531.post-58936589330680804262009-04-29T14:10:00.000-07:002009-04-29T14:18:27.957-07:00Mow the Lawn... really?<object height="340" width="560"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MvFSgXpyhoM&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MvFSgXpyhoM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="340" width="560"></embed></object><br /><br />I stole this from you, Inji. Thanks for the brilliance. And while we're at it, here are some old favorites:<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aoRD1wmvwUc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aoRD1wmvwUc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fitxofd7kOA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fitxofd7kOA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TsQXQGaasUg&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TsQXQGaasUg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>danasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7047939970824557531.post-71543555459517532222009-04-28T14:39:00.000-07:002009-04-28T14:41:20.608-07:00Caruso!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4qoprxZjj7EvFI8ZAQTFDGGdttvzzdcLrAOPc1baMg-xmuzbhfzSg1EHMVZAHlItFpxfVx0cY5POvw6DR6gqopHm_oQ_OzkzsChAWP6L4RcpEw7nlHWL7eQGrtqMqiF0hs8H5SPj2mrg/s1600-h/2952_887518159383_5203590_51161308_6301007_n.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 367px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4qoprxZjj7EvFI8ZAQTFDGGdttvzzdcLrAOPc1baMg-xmuzbhfzSg1EHMVZAHlItFpxfVx0cY5POvw6DR6gqopHm_oQ_OzkzsChAWP6L4RcpEw7nlHWL7eQGrtqMqiF0hs8H5SPj2mrg/s400/2952_887518159383_5203590_51161308_6301007_n.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329860512159195858" border="0" /></a>Yes, I stole this from Blake.danasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7047939970824557531.post-7175681638082592592009-04-24T14:25:00.000-07:002009-04-24T14:27:00.657-07:00Texts From WillThis wonderful website has compiled several hilarious text messages, most of which i'm pretty sure were sent to or from the notorious Will Sherrod.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/">http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/</a>danasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7047939970824557531.post-50144542027956693602009-04-24T12:15:00.000-07:002009-04-24T12:17:23.308-07:00Marketing Fail<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHHY2vfaiAV2sMYC_xNz1SYmVxmRSRYmnO4myzFR1xrqP_o84JAx76__NISmN1biG4nKusgyuWr7-zlDzMWis6odOFO9KcC4C-CWVoaeVK0lHfAPDRz-KD3VWr06xEz5-DwVSxxJI4Sr8/s1600-h/fail-owned-nut-ad-fail.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 275px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHHY2vfaiAV2sMYC_xNz1SYmVxmRSRYmnO4myzFR1xrqP_o84JAx76__NISmN1biG4nKusgyuWr7-zlDzMWis6odOFO9KcC4C-CWVoaeVK0lHfAPDRz-KD3VWr06xEz5-DwVSxxJI4Sr8/s400/fail-owned-nut-ad-fail.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328339086539268450" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://failblog.org/2009/04/24/marketing-fail-2/#comments">Thank you, Fail Blog.</a> And Bill.danasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7047939970824557531.post-60678520318039171522009-04-22T09:42:00.000-07:002009-04-22T09:44:35.692-07:00Too Soon... for me, anywayAnyone who knows me knows I was a hardcore Nirvana fan for most of college. I still love 'em, but I've broadened my horizons a little bit since. <a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/">This hurt my soul</a>... but I'm an awful person, so I'm posting it anyway.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZoYXbVs0R3lKJQbFn-ZvjBj9BWAvE2m_tiOGTMM5ejzNoI_ppgEVQzhBLV2rFmY85xzZ5_cBfoPty7bMczSooXMjyktdiiNGebnpIs6K7rpFg2VgRUubgJU913b0HBGMpQP4ZbeXxIWM/s1600-h/20090422.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 201px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZoYXbVs0R3lKJQbFn-ZvjBj9BWAvE2m_tiOGTMM5ejzNoI_ppgEVQzhBLV2rFmY85xzZ5_cBfoPty7bMczSooXMjyktdiiNGebnpIs6K7rpFg2VgRUubgJU913b0HBGMpQP4ZbeXxIWM/s400/20090422.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327557494994298786" border="0" /></a><br />I hate you, Bill.danasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7047939970824557531.post-77774620357213029052009-04-17T08:37:00.000-07:002009-04-17T09:05:09.800-07:00Good Samaritan<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090416/ap_on_re_us/mystery_gifts">I'm a little relieved they haven't discovered my identity yet.</a>danasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7047939970824557531.post-68906569088967853642009-04-15T17:42:00.001-07:002009-04-15T17:42:42.941-07:00Yep<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jvjDr8KKtsE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jvjDr8KKtsE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Thanks Tamara.danasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7047939970824557531.post-12307122503291531852009-04-15T14:14:00.001-07:002009-04-15T14:15:17.344-07:00Checkmate<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZ2QT5dK7EqIgergIX44nJYxGLd3_szNrEWhU45QPR6R7tMH4-Dj7STxmRbjDwys_iHL0Tkts_gFlDU_r_2RvtDB4snPgdw-jiPo_0ycXlUlel16kIu0ekace69hCqdEB_PsoD-cxAnto/s1600-h/billboard-pwn-17679-1239804978-1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 347px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZ2QT5dK7EqIgergIX44nJYxGLd3_szNrEWhU45QPR6R7tMH4-Dj7STxmRbjDwys_iHL0Tkts_gFlDU_r_2RvtDB4snPgdw-jiPo_0ycXlUlel16kIu0ekace69hCqdEB_PsoD-cxAnto/s400/billboard-pwn-17679-1239804978-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325029722825252418" border="0" /></a><br />http://www.buzzfeed.com/markp/billboard-pwn-6dmdanasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7047939970824557531.post-86172225281434222202009-04-15T11:34:00.000-07:002009-04-15T11:41:42.627-07:00The Story Of Cooking Mama<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijVrTIeS7yFd533rvFN0grzZC4MJwVjjaPQjz-E5gS4l5UYFFvDdjicHUl5cRIJqp5k70fuP6NNvp6dSxdEepaLYFvlbn3xlDmE0UISeV3lwrA7Pt5husFDS9xB6K_6he7nmdQdDvZK9M/s1600-h/080211.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 303px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijVrTIeS7yFd533rvFN0grzZC4MJwVjjaPQjz-E5gS4l5UYFFvDdjicHUl5cRIJqp5k70fuP6NNvp6dSxdEepaLYFvlbn3xlDmE0UISeV3lwrA7Pt5husFDS9xB6K_6he7nmdQdDvZK9M/s400/080211.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324988589515411554" border="0" /></a><br />Stole this from Mike. Thanks Mike.danasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7047939970824557531.post-6138498069342291222009-04-09T10:26:00.000-07:002009-04-09T10:27:37.912-07:00Awwwkwaaaard<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IJWS6qyy7bw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IJWS6qyy7bw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br />Yes, Maria, I stole this link from you on facebook. Props to you.danasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7047939970824557531.post-8009291070690034012009-04-02T02:46:00.000-07:002009-04-02T02:50:31.649-07:00Gotta love GoogleGlad I caught this before April Fool's Day was totally over on Gmail.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRMkofeSqke4y5RTeJ2rhszZ3U64NQKSKSxfvHwnFddb1-urBw2FpsnTcRbuN4fAKmF34r-mAgxXNnT0AgUZQpmiR9eJVtASMPQAyL8OPw2JE_YILHxjwCn-xaTR4t8GGYrb_WxjQ4kfs/s1600-h/Picture+2.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 340px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRMkofeSqke4y5RTeJ2rhszZ3U64NQKSKSxfvHwnFddb1-urBw2FpsnTcRbuN4fAKmF34r-mAgxXNnT0AgUZQpmiR9eJVtASMPQAyL8OPw2JE_YILHxjwCn-xaTR4t8GGYrb_WxjQ4kfs/s400/Picture+2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5320029134651901122" border="0" /></a>Something tells me my roommate Mike will be upset this wasn't real.danasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7047939970824557531.post-60727036766647842522009-04-01T16:29:00.000-07:002009-04-01T16:34:23.800-07:00Ice that sucka<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/assassins_weapon.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 400px;" src="http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/assassins_weapon.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /><a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/ultimate-weapon.html">ICE KUH-NIFE!</a><br /></div><br /></div>I can't condone anyone actually, ya know, stabbing anybody to death with one of these... but I am curious to know how this thing might work out.danasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7047939970824557531.post-57607152850229042172009-04-01T16:19:00.000-07:002009-04-01T16:21:32.896-07:00What you've been missing<a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html">Squeeze Bacon</a><br /><br /><object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BT2FIL7Uv4M&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BT2FIL7Uv4M&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object><br /><br />Thanks Tamara.<br /><a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html"><br /></a>danasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7047939970824557531.post-20879548015492118982009-04-01T13:50:00.001-07:002009-04-01T13:50:39.573-07:00Yeaaah Becky... I got fuckin' snapples.<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IBRL7D0wcXM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IBRL7D0wcXM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />You're welcome, Tamara.danasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7047939970824557531.post-75417292851909097862009-03-31T21:22:00.000-07:002009-03-31T21:23:06.170-07:00The way of the few-ture.Okay okay okay, so I'm getting lazy, but these were all too funny not to post.<br /><br /><object width="480" height="430"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><param name="movie" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2Frobot.jpg&videoid=72272&title=In%20The%20Know%3A%20Are%20We%20Giving%20The%20Robots%20That%20Run%20Our%20Society%20Too%20Much%20Power%3F"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="480" height="430" flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2Frobot.jpg&videoid=72272&title=In%20The%20Know%3A%20Are%20We%20Giving%20The%20Robots%20That%20Run%20Our%20Society%20Too%20Much%20Power%3F"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_are_we_giving_the">In The Know: Are We Giving The Robots That Run Our Society Too Much Power?</a>danasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7047939970824557531.post-64374323266901308942009-03-31T21:18:00.000-07:002009-03-31T21:19:33.955-07:00This is my kinda philanthropy<object width="480" height="430"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><param name="movie" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2F200_KIDNEYS_aticle.jpg&videoid=75552&title=Anonymous%20Philanthropist%20Donates%20200%20Human%20Kidneys%20To%20Hospital"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="480" height="430" flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2F200_KIDNEYS_aticle.jpg&videoid=75552&title=Anonymous%20Philanthropist%20Donates%20200%20Human%20Kidneys%20To%20Hospital"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/anonymous_philanthropist_donates">Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys To Hospital</a>danasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7047939970824557531.post-59156408923956094032009-03-31T21:02:00.001-07:002009-03-31T21:02:46.813-07:00I sure hope this gets passed<object width="480" height="430"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><param name="movie" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FSON_IN_IRAQ_article.jpg&videoid=94081&title=Congressman%u2019s%20War%20Hero%20Son%20Would%20Have%20Wanted%20Highway%20Bill%20Passed"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="480" height="430" flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FSON_IN_IRAQ_article.jpg&videoid=94081&title=Congressman%u2019s%20War%20Hero%20Son%20Would%20Have%20Wanted%20Highway%20Bill%20Passed"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/congressman_s_war_hero_son_would">Congressman’s War Hero Son Would Have Wanted Highway Bill Passed</a>danasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7047939970824557531.post-27754240888007403372009-03-31T20:55:00.001-07:002009-03-31T20:56:18.290-07:00I hope they catch this sick bastard<object height="430" width="480"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><param name="movie" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FDNA_TRIAL_article.jpg&videoid=94163&title=DNA%20Evidence%20Frees%20Black%20Man%20Convicted%20Of%20Bear%20Attack"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FDNA_TRIAL_article.jpg&videoid=94163&title=DNA%20Evidence%20Frees%20Black%20Man%20Convicted%20Of%20Bear%20Attack" height="430" width="480"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/dna_evidence_frees_black_man">DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack</a>danasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05047059061508327849noreply@blogger.com0